nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

(Source: tr3ndyc00l, via liteofjuly)

lolsebastian69:

so i took a thermometer and went to the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet with the thermometer in my hands and screamed and then yelled “i’m pregnant” in exasperation so my mom came running and snatched the thermometer from my hands and then she realized it was a thermometer

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continueplease:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

Ya’ll memmer Hamster Dance (dot) com?

(Source: ladamania, via mymeowwynesswillbakeyoursoulx3)

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

bootymistress:

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vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

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hetagarnet:

hopefulforpeace:

languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here. 

they’re all hard lol :(

Well it’s great to know that pretty much anywhere I go is up from what I started with

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