There’s a first time for everything
And a last time
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Answer:
Well, I’m glad that you are pleased with the vagina you have conjured up but I’ll have you know that I have no interest, nor have I ever, in sticking spaghetti into my vagina. If you would like to emulate the role spaghetti plays in this act, I suggest you resort to your fantasies. Imagination is a great thing and I’m sure it will bring your penis lots of fun.
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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
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