- Please say hi
- Please introduce yourself
- I want to meet you too
- If you’d like a hug, just ask
- Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
- Photos are cool too.
- I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
Tree stumps are awesome, handy, easy to sit and easily loved by villagers. But sure is hard to get the cute rare stamp ones… not anymore!
'then write one' is such a fucking shitty response to the desire for more representation in media
guess what? i write shit that i want to see in media all of the goddamn time
and eight thousand fucking notes on my post is proof i am not alone in this desire
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”