May 2013
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
40 Anime questions:
1: What is your #1 favorite anime?
2: Has an anime ever made you cry?
3: Which anime made you laugh the hardest?
4: If you could make a spin-off of any anime, what would it be?
5: List your top 5 anime's
6: List your top 5 anime OSTs
7: Have you ever watched an entire anime in one sitting?
8: Who is your favorite anime character?
9: Name an anime character you absolutely hate
10: What is your favorite 'moe' anime?
11: What is your favorite drama anime?
12: What is your favorite romance anime?
13: What is your favorite comedy anime?
14: What is your favorite action anime?
15: What is your favorite harem anime?
16: What is your favorite ecchi anime?
17: What is your favorite mech anime?
18: What is your favorite drama anime?
19: What is your favorite slice of life anime?
20: What is your favorite adventure anime?
21: What is the first anime you ever saw?
22: You get to have a harem of [6] anime characters of your choice, who do you choose?
23: What is the most times you've re-watched an anime?
24: Name [1] anime you wish everyone would watch
25: What is an anime you regret watching?
26: You get to have [1] anime character as your waifu/husbando in real life, who do you choose?
27: Which anime character are you most like?
28: Do you watch a new anime because you think it will be good, or because its popular?
29: Has an anime's fanbase ever made you hesitant to watch an anime?
30: How many anime episodes is 'ideal' for you?
31: Have you ever watched an anime with over 23 episodes?
32: If you could make a game for an anime of your choice, what would it be and why?
33: Would you ever watch an anime with over 100 episodes?
34: Have you ever watched an anime only because you liked a specific character?
35: Have you ever dropped an anime, if so why?
36: In your opinion, what makes a good anime?
37: Name a popular anime you love
38: Name a popular anime you hate
39: Is there an anime you wish was more popular?
40: Thoughts on live-action adaptations?
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
radiatethisfrequency:
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
sociolab:
Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
“I asked all of the gay male students in the room to raise their hand if in the...
– Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via ihatenietzsche)
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
Women have always been healers. They were the unlicensed doctors and anatomists....
– Barbara Ehrenreich & Deirdre English, “Witches, Midwives and Nurses: A History of Women Healers” (via ynannarising)
puffymind:
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
airoehead:
yifflord:
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes?
gay-nations:
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
tvspecial:
whorville:
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
notahoe:
somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
rosaparking:
rosaparking:
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit