starllex:

A haiku:

Hey yo Ice Cream man!

Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!

Wow okay fuck you. 

(via whatarehomeworks)

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

(via karkatkirkland)

hibariyume:

palebutt:

hibariyume:

palebutt:

hibariyume:

mountsakuraba:

I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL ORGANISATION

IT’S ORGANIZATION DEAR DON’T WORRY I’M LIKE A WALKING SPELLCHECKER

organisation is also correct, technically

rEALLY I DIDN’T THINK SO? HOLD ON I HAVE A…

maspreciado:

I am very worried about most things,

(via ellesugars)

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via immaturemoose)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via rixikun)

pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat

(via fandomacepilot)

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

(via perfectcells)

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

(via thealawl)

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

(via karkatkirkland)