Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL ORGANISATION
IT’S ORGANIZATION DEAR DON’T WORRY I’M LIKE A WALKING SPELLCHECKER
organisation is also correct, technically
rEALLY I DIDN’T THINK SO? HOLD ON I HAVE A…
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat